please come again

kiddofangs:

Poly problem: falls in love with all of my friends

Poly problem: all friends are monogamous/ not seekin more partners/don’t like me like that

Poly problem: i just want to love a billion people and date and hold hands and sometimes share snacks.

hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

fadmash:

ultrafacts:

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The oxygen in our lungs, the iron in our blood and the carbon in our body were all made by an exploding star billions of years ago. We are all made of star material.

problematicspice:

profoak:

k999:

shakira is 93 years old and she still looks hotter and plays soccer better than you in a long ass dress,just let that sink in

FIRST OF ALL HOW DARE YOU SAY SHAKIRA IS 93 YEARS OLD

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monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

zodiacbaby:

Who is she