cat to be kitten me

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

• friend: how far have you gone with a boy
• me: in miles or kilometers

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

I like people you can have comfortable silences with

(Source: nonboobified)

worldwar2chainz:

the CEO of abercrombie didn’t really do a good job at marketing to cool kids because i don’t really like their stuff